Measure Once, Cuss Twice - Funny Handyman Hoodie for DIY Enthusiasts
Measure Once, Cuss Twice - Funny Handyman Hoodie for DIY Enthusiasts
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Embrace your inner handy-person with a dash of humour! Our "Measure Once, Cuss Twice" hoodie perfectly captures the relatable struggles and triumphs of every DIY project. Featuring a playful graphic of a tape measure, hammer, and saw, this hoodie is a nod to those who aren't afraid to get their hands dirty and have a laugh while doing it.
Crafted for comfort and built to last, our premium hoodies combine playful, bold designs with cozy comfort, making them perfect for everything from cool mornings in the workshop to laid-back evenings after a long day of fixing things. Whether you're a seasoned builder or a weekend warrior, show off your pragmatic approach to home improvement with this unique design.
Crafted with a soft, brushed interior and a durable cotton-poly blend, these hoodies are built for all-day comfort that lasts season after season.
- ✅ Premium midweight fabric – warm, breathable & long-lasting
- ✅ Super-soft brushed interior for maximum comfort
- ✅ Classic unisex fit with durable stitching & details
- ✅ Available in versatile, easy-to-style colours like Sport Grey, Dark Heather, Forest Green, and Navy
- ✅ Eco-conscious production you can feel good about
Pick your perfect fit from sizes S–2XL and your preferred colour to tackle your next project in comfort and style. It's the ideal gift for the DIY dad, the handy mom, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a well-made hoodie.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
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